Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

Where I’m from

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

I was born and grew up in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario. As Morley Torgov put it in his first novel, it’s a good place to come from. I still miss it though, especially the incredible vistas of the Lake Superior shoreline, and yes, the all-enveloping winter snowfalls. In this article, Tiffy Thompson takes a slightly tongue-in-cheek view of what it’s like to live in the Soo.

Due to the prolific breeding of the Italians here, restaurant selection is limited. It’s all Italian food all the time, with a fattening frat boy spin (deep fried ravioli).  Two sushi restaurants have recently surfaced, hurtling us towards an unknown and cosmopolitan future (probably)

Most people have ‘camps’ that they retreat to in the summer. ‘Camp’ could mean a multi-million dollar cottage or a derelict shed. It is important to go to camp as much as possible in any weather because it is a license to drink your face off.

Long walk of a short pier

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

A Michigan resident who wasn’t paying attention to where she was going walked off the end of a pier into Lake Michigan. It’s a perfect example of why you shouldn’t text while driving, or even walking. I have been run into by inattentive texters several times in the last year or two, both in the hallways at work, in the PATH network, and on downtown sidewalks. It’s annoying and could be really dangerous both to the texter and the person hit.

Bonnie Miller ran into some technical difficulties on Monday. While she was returning a text, the Benton Harbor resident accidentally plunged into Lake Michigan. She had reportedly been walking along the South Pier with her husband and 15-year-old son around 9:30 pm Monday when she became distracted with returning a text and walked clear off the end of the pier. “I had set an appointment for the wrong time and so I sent about three words,” Miller described. “Next thing you know it was the water.”

Treasures from the slush pile

Monday, February 13th, 2012

The unsolicited manuscripts that a magazine gets are known as the slush pile and for good reason. As you can imagine, Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine gets some truly awful dreck. Here are some examples – unedited, in all their naked glory. Enjoy.

Out of the dark void came what looked like a giant rabbit followed by small rabbits which had looked as if they had undergone a mutation with three ears and 2 tails. They discovered they were on Rabbitania.

Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men. It was one of the reasons he was chosen for this mission over six other equally qualified men.

Freddy was in the habit of staring at Beverly’s legs as they peaked from her Susie Wong slit dresses. She had a dozen of them.

“Something must have happened, since it’s not like her to come back naked and not aware of anything.”

10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling

Monday, February 6th, 2012

Here’s a page showing 10 words you need to stop misspelling (or in some cases, misusing) and funny ways to remember the correct word.

Stupid user tricks

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

InfoWorld has put together another collection of IT horror stories, most of which fall under the heading of stupid user tricks, although in some cases the users are the IT staff themselves. I enjoyed these – they’re both funny and instructive.

Stupid user trick No. 2: The dirty back end
Circumventing IT for remote access can put you in a compromising position, as one IT manager at a software company in Florida tells it, especially if your company employs developers with dirty minds — and who does that?

“A couple of years ago, our GM of sales had to demo our product to a potentially large customer. It was a rush meeting, so he had the head software architect on his team set up a remote connection to the dev servers back at headquarters,” the IT manager says.

“The sales GM didn’t tell the architect what he needed those connections for, and the other guy didn’t think to ask. Neither thought to ask us,” the IT manager adds. “Had they done so, we’d have stopped it.”

Fast-forward to the middle of the GM’s sales demo.

That’s not an axe. This is an axe!

Saturday, January 21st, 2012

This is so ridiculously over the top that I just couldn’t resist posting it.

The massive automotive-bisector above took four metal fabricators over a month and nearly all of one man’s life savings to construct. When done, it measured 42-feet from handle to head and weighed over a ton. But oh man you should have seen the look on his buddy’s face when he realized his four-door had become a two-seater! [