Archive for the ‘The Crazy Years’ Category

Our North Korean allies?

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

This has to go under The Crazy Years tag.

Sarah Palin on Glenn Beck’s radio show today:

CO-HOST: How would you handle a situation like the one that just developed in North Korea?
PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty—
CO-HOST: South Korean.
PALIN: Eh, Yeah. And we’re also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes.

And this woman is seriously being considered (at least by some people) as a presidential candidate in 2012? I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or run screaming for the hills.

California bans dictionary because of oral sex

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

A school district in Southern California has removed Merriam Websters 10th Collegiate Dictionary from classrooms because it contains a definition of “oral sex”. No wonder American schools are in such sad shape.

Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for “oral sex”.

Merriam Webster’s 10th edition, which has been used for the past few years in fourth and fifth grade classrooms (for children aged nine to 10) in Menifee Union school district, has been pulled from shelves over fears that the “sexually graphic” entry is “just not age appropriate”, according to the area’s local paper.

The dictionary’s online definition of the term is “oral stimulation of the genitals”. “It’s hard to sit and read the dictionary, but we’ll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature,” district spokeswoman Betti Cadmus told the paper.

And these people get paid? The mind boggles.

Relativity is a liberal conspiracy

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

I continue to be amazed by the sheer stupidity of politicians. Just when I think a new low has been reached, another one digs even farther down to the bottom of the IQ barrel for a new nugget of wisdom. Today’s gem is from Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly — Phyllis Schlafly’s son. He thinks the Theory of Relativity is a liberal conspiracy.

The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world.

And then he goes on to find counter-examples for relativity from the Bible.

I wonder if he’s ever used a GPS system. He probably doesn’t realize that without correcting for relativistic effects, it’d have accuracy in miles instead of feet. And that’s just one trivial example.

Another one for The Crazy Years file.

What have Maine Republicans been drinking?

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Republicans in Maine have voted to adopt a platform straight out of the Tea Party handbook.

The official platform for the Republican Party of Maine is now a mix of right-wing fringe policies, libertarian buzzwords and outright conspiracy theories.

The document calls for the elimination of the Department of Education and the Federal Reserve, demands an investigation of “collusion between government and industry in the global warming myth,” suggests the adoption of “Austrian Economics,” declares that “‘Freedom of Religion’ does not mean ‘freedom from religion’” (which I guess makes atheism illegal), insists that “healthcare is not a right,” calls for the abrogation of the “UN Treaty on Rights of the Child” and the “Law Of The Sea Treaty” and declares that we must resist “efforts to create a one world government.”

Mind boggling. This is what passes for politics in the US these days? God help us all if these wackos ever form a government. I’m filing this under The Crazy Years tag.

Peter Watts gets fine, no jail

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

SF writer, Peter Watts, who was beaten and jailed at the US border for asking a border guard why he was being stopped, and later convicted of obstructing a border officer, won’t be going to jail. Instead he was given a suspended sentence and fined. Unfortunately, because he’s now a convicted felon, he’s now barred from ever entering the U.S.

Tor.com has a good article by friend and fellow writing-group member, Madeline Ashby, about the sentencing hearing.

Judge James Adair, who presided over the case and who would be granting the sentence, is sort of like your favourite teacher. He hated school, fell in love with the girl across the street, tried to be a prosecutor but didn’t much care for it, and now drives a little red Corvette around his tiny town, dodging questions at lunch counters from the very people whose lives he holds in his hands. He told us these things before he pronounced sentence, claiming that he couldn’t do his job without looking Peter in the eye one more time. He spoke very frankly, saying that he found Peter “puzzling,” and that he constantly had to ask himself, “Who is Peter Watts?”

At this point, I had to stifle a very Hermione Granger-ish urge to raise my hand and say, “I know! I know! Pick me! I know who Peter Watts is!” As I wrote at my own blog, Peter is “the person who dropped everything when I fainted at a blood donation clinic. The person who rescues cats. The person who fixed the strap of my dress with a safety pin and his teeth. The person who stands up for me in critiques even when he thinks I’ve fucked up the ending (because I always do), who talked me through the ideas of my novel. The person who gives the best hugs.”

The article is titled “Sometimes, we win”. I guess you could look at it that way – at least Peter avoided a few months in a U.S. jail. But on the other hand, he’s now a convicted felon and will never be able to travel to the U.S. Based on what I’ve read about the case, it’s clear he was mistreated in the extreme and in any rational justice system, would never have been charged in the first place, much less convicted on what amounts to a technicality. I’d hardly call that a win – it’s a loss for all of us.

13-year-old labelled terrorist for pointing a finger

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

A 13-year-old has been suspended from school because of a terroristic threat – she pointed her finger like a gun at her teacher. Another one for The Crazy Years file.

Taylor was wearing an NYPD shirt at school. She says in the last moments of math class, she and some friends were pretending to be police officers. “I was shooting the markers at the front of the board,” Taylor Trostle said. “It was just like this and I was like ‘pow pow’ and then she just turned around.”Taylor was sent to the principal’s office and immediately suspended for three days. Her write up says the finger gun was pointed in the teacher’s direction. “That was considered a terroristic threat because the teacher feared for her life,” Kristin Trostle said. [...] Any threat to a teacher falls under a ‘zero tolerance policy.’

“Now she’s got a very serious mark on her record and she’s labeled,” Kristin Trostle said.